Razi pe bune. In hohote.
E un film de ala de vrei sa iti notezi replicile, ca sa razi si dupa ce ai ajuns acasa de la cinema.

Iata:


Just admit that you ejaculated on your pants and everything will be okay.

If a charming, beautiful girl falls for an insecure, slightly ugly friend of yours, there clearly must be something wrong with the universe.

If you're a 5 and she's a 10, her ex boyfriend will assume you are gay.

You know what your problem kirk? You're a moodle... a man poodle. Girls they wanna they wanna take you for a walk, they wanna feed you you, they wanna cuddle you, But make no mistake.. No girl wants to do (fuck) a moodle.

The most effective way to make your ex-girlfriend jealous, is to bring a girl who doesn't wear underwear on your family dinner...

- You shouldn't be using your cellphone. It's bad for the plane.
- Excuse me. Are you a plane doctor? No. So shut the hell up.

- Stainer, I know you don't like her very much.
- Nooo, no. I hate her. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm going to celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, we smash it.

- Patty's not a bitch, she's uh... different.
- Yeah, different in that she's a bitch and other people aren't.